Monthly Archives: June 2015
Which Is Worse: A Visit To The Coloproctologist Or The Dentist?…And Other Conversation Starters
Personally, I prefer the dentist because, even though a root canal is very unpleasant, at least I can keep my clothes on during the procedure. Continue reading
Giving It To Him Like He Wants It
And so, at this late age, I’ve resolved to give it to him like he wants it. Continue reading
The Sicilian and The Dutchman Bearing Gifts
Sometimes it’s tough when the one anticipating a special gift for that special occasion has certain expectations and those expectations aren’t remotely met. Continue reading
Sunbathing: Clothing Optional
Shopping for a bathing suit makes me feel like I’m preparing for a fight in the ring. Continue reading