Monthly Archives: June 2015

Which Is Worse: A Visit To The Coloproctologist Or The Dentist?…And Other Conversation Starters

Personally, I prefer the dentist because, even though a root canal is very unpleasant, at least I can keep my clothes on during the procedure. Continue reading

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Giving It To Him Like He Wants It

And so, at this late age, I’ve resolved to give it to him like he wants it. Continue reading

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The Sicilian and The Dutchman Bearing Gifts

Sometimes it’s tough when the one anticipating a special gift for that special occasion has certain expectations and those expectations aren’t remotely met. Continue reading

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Sunbathing: Clothing Optional

Shopping for a bathing suit makes me feel like I’m preparing for a fight in the ring. Continue reading

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