Author Archives: Christine Vanderberg

About Christine Vanderberg

Christine Vanderberg is a humorist who lives on the South Shore of Long Island. Visit me at my blogsite: christinevanderberg.com

À Bientôt

Posted on February 15, 2016 by Christine Vanderberg

I set this blog up a year ago as a personal discipline, to see if I could produce an original essay once a week. I’ve had a lot of fun in the process, and have enjoyed sharing my escapades and stories with all of … Continue reading →

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MEAT STINK! An Illustrated Tale

Posted on February 8, 2016 by Christine Vanderberg

My mother had a dentist appointment last Monday at 3:30 PM. It was going to be a long one and I wouldn’t be getting home until about 5:30. I had the day off, so I decided to prepare the potatoes ahead … Continue reading →

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Squirrels Lead Me To Temptation

Posted on February 1, 2016 by Christine Vanderberg

I broke the news to my family on a recent Sunday morning. “I need everyone to pay attention for a minute,” I started. “I have something serious I want to discuss.” My husband lifted his head from the newspaper with … Continue reading →

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A Battle For Dominance…Part 2 of The Squirrels Are Coming

Posted on January 25, 2016 by Christine Vanderberg

I think about buying a BB gun for protection against a possible home invasion – from squirrels. Continue reading →

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