Author Archives: Christine Vanderberg

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About Christine Vanderberg

Christine Vanderberg is a humorist who lives on the South Shore of Long Island. Visit me at my blogsite: christinevanderberg.com

Navy Showers And Toilet Tutorials

Anchors aweigh, my boys! Anchors aweigh!
Here’s to the navy shower!
Anchors aweigh!
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Picking Up Loose Change

How many of you will bend down to pick up a penny on the sidewalk? Continue reading

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Throwing Out The Turkey Leftovers And Other Unpardonable Sins

Any day now, I’m afraid my mother will ask me, “How did the turkey soup come out?” and then I’ll have to confess and face the consequences. Continue reading

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When Does A Dental Appointment Become A Reservation?

Since when is a dental appointment a reservation? I reserve a table for dinner. I reserve airline tickets and hotel rooms. I don’t reserve the dentist’s chair. Continue reading

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