JULY… Week Four: The North Wind, Blueberries, and Pesto Sauce

Here it is, already, the last week of July. I’ve spent the entire month blogging about one aspect or another that I dislike about this month: the heat and humidity, those despicable Green Flies and my aversion to sailing. This week, I had planned to end the month of July with a piece about barbecues, but I’m going to spare you a diatribe on the All American cookout.

A friend and fan of this blog made a suggestion. “Next week, write something happy; no negative stuff. Let’s hear something positive about July.”

I racked my brain all week and couldn’t come up with a thing.

Then, something unexpected happened; a simple act of nature. One morning, after a restless sleep from tossing and turning in damp wrinkled sheets, I felt a cool breeze brush over my skin.

I opened my eyes to bright sunlight piercing through the screen – not that grey haze of another humid day. The curtains were billowing in and out with the force of the wind. It was nature’s gift, her reprieve from the oppressive July heat and humidity – a mere shift in the wind from south to north. And that made all the difference.

I was instantly energized. I grabbed a scissor and a vase and wandered through the yard clipping hydrangea and roses to add a splash of color in the house. The sky was a bright azure blue with white puffy clouds. The  cool Canadian air was pure and crisp and whipped my hair into a wild mess around my face. Even the water in the canal behind our home was flowing briskly, flushing itself clean of its accumulated seaweed.

Later, standing at the kitchen sink, rinsing a pint of blueberries and staring mindlessly out the window, I felt myself drawn into the mesmerizing sway of the wind. I absent-mindedly popped a few berries in my mouth and was slapped awake from my trance.

blueberries

Blueberries!

My mouth exploded and my eyes opened wide as if I had tasted the sweet sensation of blueberries for the very first time. This is how blueberries should taste, I thought, as I filled my hand with more and more of those tasty little gems.

I buy blueberries all year round, but July is their natural season, and the proof is in the tasting. Only in July are blueberries this amazing.

Later in the day, I went outside to pick an abundant harvest of fresh basil leaves. July is the month I make my annual supply of pesto sauce.

PESTO SAUCE 2 cups fresh basil leaves, packed tightly ½ cup olive oil 2 Tablespoons pine nuts (pignoli) or walnuts 1-2 cloves fresh garlic ½ teaspoon salt ½ cup Parmesan cheese 2.Place first 5 ingredients in a food processor or blender and blend into a paste.   3. Add Parmesan cheese and pulse 2 or 3 times only.  Pesto will be slightly lumpy.  Do not over pulse. It should not be runny. Boil 1 lb of pasta according to package directions.  Drain pasta and add 2 Tablespoons of butter to pasta.  Add pesto sauce and toss well.

PESTO SAUCE
2 cups fresh basil leaves, packed tightly
½ cup olive oil
2 Tablespoons pine nuts (pignoli) or walnuts
1-2 cloves fresh garlic
½ teaspoon salt
½ cup Parmesan cheese
Place first 5 ingredients in a food processor or blender and blend into a paste.
Add Parmesan cheese and pulse 2 or 3 times only. Pesto will be slightly lumpy. Do not over pulse. It should not be runny. Boil 1 lb of pasta according to package directions. Drain pasta and add 2 Tablespoons of butter to pasta. Add pesto sauce and toss well. If you freeze the pesto, defrost all day on the counter before tossing with pasta.

As I ground up the fresh basil, garlic, Parmesan cheese, pignoli nuts and olive oil, a steady cool breeze came through the window and carried the sweet fragrance throughout the house. It filled my head and evoked fond memories of my father.

Since I made him his first dish of linguine with pesto sauce, back in 1982, my father was hooked. He would start asking me in January, “When will you make the pesto?” And as the warm days of spring approached, he asked, “Are you planting basil this year?” Of course I was, but sometimes I would tease him and say, “Gee, I’m not sure if I want to plant basil this year.” I loved to see his alarmed reaction. It was a game we played. Finally, when July rolled around, he would ask me every week, “Did you make the pesto yet?”

When I finally delivered several small glass jars of my homemade pesto sauce to him, around this time every year in July, his eyes would light up like a kid on Christmas morning. Then he would call out to my mother, in his loud bellowing voice, “Carmela, she’s got the pesto!”

My mother would quickly open the freezer door, pushing food aside to make room for the jars, packing them snugly around other softer frozen vegetable bags, so the jars wouldn’t bang into each other and crack. Then she would place one in the refrigerator.

“Thank God you finally made the pesto,” she would say. “He’s been asking for it, like a baby, every night: When is she going to make the pesto? I couldn’t take it anymore!”

Then my father would peek into the refrigerator to reassure himself that she hadn’t put all the jars in the freezer. “Oh, good!” he would say, rubbing his hands together, a big smile on his face. “We’ll have some  for dinner tonight!”

Though my father passed away in 2011, I still make pesto sauce every year. My family loves it and it makes a perfect side dish for any grilled meat, roasted chicken, or for a meal by itself with some roasted vegetables.

But, besides the taste, I know I make the pesto to remember my father. I can recall his childlike expression of sheer joy at the sight of me pulling those jars filled with bright green pesto out of a paper bag. That face – with eyebrows lifted, eyes opened wide and his mouth in an exaggerated O – it is the most endearing image of him that I have locked away in my heart.

As I stacked the jars of pesto on my kitchen counter, the other day, I paused a moment before packing them into my freezer. I heard his voice call out, “Carmela, she’s got the pesto!” 

The finished product.  Ready for freezing.

The finished product. Ready for freezing.

I smiled to myself and thought, I’m having a wonderful day! There are fresh flowers on my kitchen table. There’s a cool north wind blowing; I had blueberries for breakfast, and I made pesto sauce for my father.

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JULY…Week Three: Raising The Mast!

Yesterday the mast on our sailboat was raised. Even though my husband and the boys have done this annual task for several years now, they always need to stand around the dock for a while looking over the boat, touching things, winding ropes and discussing the procedure ahead. They are getting into the zone.

First assessment

First assessment

Having a serious closer look at things from the dock

Having a serious closer look at things from the dock

Looking out to sea, getting into the zone

Looking out to sea, getting into the zone

The Captain alone with his thoughts

The Captain alone with his thoughts

Touching stuff

Touching stuff

Coiling the ropes

Coiling the ropes

The youngest mate is finally roused from bed and is ready to assist

The youngest mate is finally roused from bed and is ready to assist

Contemplation and consultation between the mates.  "Should we suggest a better way?" they whisper quietly to themselves. The captain is eager to begin and jumps aboard.

Contemplation and consultation between the mates. “Should we offer up a better way of doing things?” the mates whisper among themselves. The captain is eager to begin and jumps aboard.

The captain rejects any discussions of doing things differently.  "Let's just do it MY WAY!"

The captain rejects any discussions of doing things differently. “Let’s just do it MY WAY!” 

At last!  It begins

At last! It begins

One of my sons will start the discussion with…Maybe we should try something different this year…I have an idea…But they are always shot down by my husband. They may be grown men now, but out there on the dock, they are all deck hands of equal rank and their father is “The Captain.” In the end, they will follow his directions.

It has always been that way, when we go boating, and more so now that we have a sailboat. My husband has been motor boating for over 50 years, so I concede authority to him on the water. I admit I know nothing about boats, engines, rules of the waterway, and, definitely, not sailing. It’s the time and place in our lives when I say Aye, aye, captain! and really mean it.

When he says, “I’ll have my lunch now,” I grab the lunch bag and bring him his lunch. When he asks, “Do you have anything to drink?” I ask, “Do you want something hot or cold?”

This shift in interest from motor boating to sailing coincided with his reading of the Patrick O’Brian novels. For those of you who are unfamiliar with this author, O’Brian wrote a series of twenty novels that were set in the Royal Navy during the Napoleonic Wars. The first book in the series is called Master and Commander (Remember the movie? I fell asleep in the first 15 minutes.) My husband began fervently searching for an affordable sailboat around the same time he finished reading those books.

The Patrick O'Brian bookshelf

The Patrick O’Brian bookshelf

In addition to the O’Brian novels, he studied instructional sailing books and left them out on the coffee table, probably hoping I would pick them up and ride on the comet of his enthusiasm.

After we bought the sailboat, I began reading those instructional books when he wasn’t around. My secret plan was to become a self-taught sailor and surprise him with my expertise on our first shakedown cruise. Instead, I found that, within a few minutes of opening the manuals, I developed a pounding headache and sensations of nausea – a prophetic sign of what was to come.

What I deciphered from those books was that operating a sailboat was much more complicated than turning the key in a motor boat and pushing the throttle into “forward.” I gave up; I had no desire to memorize any of the hundreds of nautical terms nor did I care to learn the physical skills required to man a sailboat.

My idea of a relaxing day out on the water didn’t involve “manning” anything except my personal seat cushion on the boat. I wanted the quickest route to the beach so I could put my towel down in the sand, munch on pretzels, read a little, and then take a nap.

My husband promised me that I would enjoy the sport of sailing – much more than the drive in a noisy motorboat. “We’ll save so much money by using the wind’s energy, instead of fossil fuel,” he said. “It will be a new activity we can share. You’ll see; it will be so much fun!

He made it sound so exciting, I couldn’t wait to feel the wind and the salt spray blowing through my hair.

After the first few outings in our sailboat, I decided that sailing was not for me. There were times on a hot summer day when you were near fainting because there was no wind, and even the flotsam in the water moved faster than you. Then a speedboat would blow by and create the only wind of the day, along with a wake that bobbed the sailboat up and down and side to side – creating an instant migraine headache and nausea I hadn’t known since my first pregnancy.

Then, there were other times when the wind picked up unexpectedly and all hell broke loose, along with the sails and some of the lines, and I would scream, Where are the life jackets?!

It was too much work. Since I didn’t study the sailing manual, nor had I read any of those seafaring O’Brian novels, I was helpless as a first mate. I just stared blankly at the captain when he called out commands. I didn’t know the difference between starboard, aft, stern, bow, port, abeam, abaft or astern. He was speaking a foreign language and, with the boat keeling over and sails billowing out, there wasn’t time to check my i-phone for the nautical translation.

That left my husband working all the ropes (they’re called “sheets” on the sailboat), adjusting the jib and the mainsail by himself, and ducking his head under the boom while calling out: Coming about! Hard-a-lee! while I was shouting back What does that mean? What are we doing? Should I move to the other side of the boat now? Why are we tipping over so far?!

For brevity’s sake, I direct you to this website to get a sense of the magnitude of terms and the knowledge needed to earn the title of “Captain” on a sailboat.

One day, while we were calmly sailing on summer winds, I closed my eyes and dozed for a few moments, only to awaken to the disconcerting look on my captain’s face.

“What’s the matter?” I asked.

“Nothing.”

“Don’t tell me ‘nothing,’ you look pale and you’re biting your lower lip.”

“Well, it’s just that the wind is changing direction and it looks like there’s a squall on the horizon. I’ve got to pull in the jib. Can you man the tiller for a few minutes?”

“You mean the engine?”

“Well, you’ll need to do both – the engine and the tiller.”

“You told me when we set out today that all I had to do was sit here and look pretty. Now I have to man the tiller – and the engine?”

“Just point me into the wind so I can take the sails down.”

“How do I know what direction the wind is blowing??”

“Look at those strings attached to the top of the mast,” he tells me.

“Are you kidding me?”

“Just point the front of the boat at that tall house on the horizon!” he calls back to me, as he climbs along the side of the boat, but I don’t know how to ‘man the tiller’ or the engine, so the boat flops in one direction, then another. As I try to correct the course I feel my stomach lurching up to my throat. My husband slips and almost falls into the water, grabbing the stay and dangling off the edge.

“Don’t you dare fall off this boat!” I yell. “I won’t know how to get you back in.” And that’s the truth. I won’t know how to circle back to pick him up. I don’t know how to restart the engine or stop the sails from flapping or the boom from flying around. The best I could do is throw him my seat cushion to use as a makeshift flotation device, tuck my head into my lap to avoid being clobbered by the boom, and then start screaming.

Screaming – it’s the only skill I’ve picked up from this relaxing sport of sailing.

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JULY…Week Two: The Green Flies Are Coming!

While sitting in my brother’s backyard in Cold Spring Harbor one evening, a green-fly landed on the picnic table. We all stared in disbelief.

“I thought you said you don’t have green flies up here on the north shore,” I asked my brother.

“We don’t,” he said. “You guys must have brought him up with you.”

In a flash, eight hands came smashing down on the table in an attempt to terminate that much-hated pest.

We folks living around the Great South Bay on the south shore of Long Island are all too familiar with the annual arrival of the green flies during the second week of July. For two solid weeks, their only objective is to torment boaters and beach goers. You speed boaters won’t be bothered much by green flies, but those in slow-moving sailboats, kayaks, rafts and beach goers on bay beaches know exactly what I’m talking about. They are tenacious and hardy and will bite right through your bathing suit. If you smack them hard, they often roll right off, straighten themselves out and encircle your head for another round.

I once researched natural bug repellents and learned that eating a clove of raw garlic every day will fend off insects during the summer months. I couldn’t bring myself to eat raw garlic, so I tried the next best thing. I put two whole bulbs of garlic (about 24 cloves) in the blender with a few drops of olive oil to make a spreadable paste. Then I smeared it all over my body before we got into the boat. It had no effect at all as a green-fly deterrent. In fact, I think they found it especially tasty because they were feasting on me more than anyone else. And after I went swimming in the salty sea, I came out smelling like a plate of shrimp scampi.

My mild-mannered husband, who is so tolerant of most insects, will carry a beetle or a moth gently in his palm and toss it out the front door where it can continue to thrive in nature, as it was intended to do.

But the raw beast comes out in him when a green-fly pesters him at the beach. He once yelled at the kids for crudely smashing them against the ceiling of the cabin in our boat. “Stop! He yelled from the deck. You’re making a mess! That’s not how you do it!”

When he docked the boat and we walked over to the beach, he proceeded to show them the art of killing the green-fly. Like a celebrity chef giving a demonstration on the cooking channel, he spoke slowly and clearly.

“Wait for one to land on you and watch him rub his front legs together. He’s getting ready to feast on you, but now you surprise him with a…” SLAP! The stunned fly rolled around the sand for a dizzying moment, then he picked it up by one wing and continued the lesson.

“Now you pull off one wing, s-l-o-w-l-y. Then you pull off the other wing.”green fly wings pulled

The boys were so absorbed in the demonstration. They kept looking from the fly to their father, with wide eyes and their mouths hanging open. I know they were thinking, this is the same man who gets on a stool to flick a spider off the ceiling and carry him outside?

“Now that both wings are off,” my husband continued, lifting his foot high up in the air over the fly’s body, “you STOMP it into the sand with the heel of your foot.”

The boys let out a cheer. Their father was a hero and a skilled killer of green flies. I hated those pests too, but found this whole scene much too violent, and decided that my method of immersing myself underwater all day was an easier and more swimming with green fliespleasant approach to rid myself of the nagging green-fly.

Thank goodness the life span of a green-fly is only two to three weeks. When they leave, by the end of July, the mosquitos will settle in and stay through September. Have I mentioned the gnats? No? Well, probably because they don’t really have a season; they are here all summer long. They come out every night, just as you’re putting dinner on the picnic table. The picnic bees love to share your dinner with you, too. But they are just a nuisance, unless one of them stings you. Ah, summer! And to think we wait all year for this season.

green fly

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JULY….. Week One: The Heat and Humidity

Last Wednesday, I turned the page on my wall calendar and sighed. There it was in bold black letters: JULY. Every year I hope the earth will spin a little faster to knock off a few days in July, but every year it’s the same 31 days I have to endure.

I am careful when expressing my true feelings about the month of July. I usually wait for someone else to start complaining about the heat and humidity before I join in the conversation. I’m a coward; I like to test the waters before I jump in, because, like the politically charged arguments between liberals and conservatives these days, you can’t discuss the weather without taking sides. You either like the cold or you like the heat, and, by golly, you’d better have a good defense prepared if you’re going to argue in favor of winter – especially after the harsh winter we had here on the east coast.

These days, it doesn’t take much to ignite someone’s temper. Admitting to a summer sun worshipper that you hate their beloved month of July, and prefer the biting cold of January, is enough to start a heated argument. Tread lightly and don’t provoke anyone on this because, statistically, the summer months have the highest rate of violent crimes.

Personally, I usually start my days in an agitated mood during the month of July. To my husband’s morning greeting I say, I see we have another *#@!! hot day to get through today!

I’m not just grumpy from the heat, I’m also sleep deprived from spending all night trying to regulate the temperature in my bedroom. First, we try to cool things down by turning the fans on. When that doesn’t work, we turn the fans off, close the windows and turn the air conditioner on. The air conditioner is so noisy, we take turns stuffing tissues and torn papers on the sides to cut down the vibration, then finally turn it off and go back to open windows and fans blowing hot humid air around. Then the covers come off, the nightgown comes off, the covers go on, the nightgown goes on again.

How much quality sleep can one get with all those interruptions? One hour? Two? And if I’m lucky enough to finally doze off, some barking dog left outside overnight will interrupt my sleep. There are also those demonic screeches from possum fights, the howling of cats in heat and that annoying mocking-bird chirping all night long.

Lack of sleep makes you forgetful, anxious, irritable, and sensitive to loud noises – all the psychological symptoms of a neurotic disorder. Combine that with the choking heat and humidity of July and the end result is a walking, ticking time bomb – a hothead – ready to explode at any moment.

Anything can set you off: a long line at the grocery store, a traffic jam, missing the train, no clean underwear in the drawer, burnt toast, a dirty spoon at the diner, a wet bath towel on the floor or the sound of your husband crunching his cereal in the morning. Do I need to go on?

Don’t believe me? The next time you are driving on the parkway, and the temperatures reach above 90 degrees, observe the erratic driving patterns of those cars with their windows open. Those are the cars without air conditioning.

If you pull up beside one, I bet you’ll see the driver hunched over the wheel, an arm dangling loosely out the window, sweat dripping down the forehead, and a mean look on his face. Stay away from that car. The driver is hot and impatient to get home to a cool shower. He will drive around you, over you, or through you, to get to his destination.

Observe your mail carriers on a hot day in July. Are they weaving down the road? Stomping clumsily through the bushes that separate your houses, instead of jauntily walking down your front walk and following the sidewalk to the next house? Do they throw the mail willy-nilly into your mailbox, ripping the front pages of your magazines in the process, instead of sorting everything neatly, in size order, like they did during the cooler months? No, they aren’t drunk; they’re hot.

And, finally, here are the facts regarding our decrease in sexual activity during the month of July.  Did you know that there are fewer conceptions during the hot summer months? Most babies born in the United States are born in late September – 2% more than in early April. Do the math. December is the most sexually active month of the year for Americans, not July. It can’t simply be that we’re all in the holiday spirit. Maybe it has to do with bodies trying to keep warm.

The Trojan condom company confirmed this with their Degrees of Pleasure Study. The study found that 35% of participants admitted to refusing sex because it was too hot, compared to 19% who refused sex because it was too cold. I could have saved them the time and expense by reporting the same facts from my own personal experience.

So, what can we cold temperature lovers do if we hate the heat of July? We will certainly refuse to have sex until it cools off, or a new air conditioner is purchased – whichever comes first. But, there is a more serious issue to contend with than the hot temperatures and fiery tempers in July. With two full moons this month, there will be twice the number of werewolves on the prowl.

Since one full moon has already passed, the next full moon will arrive at 6:43 AM on July 31, 2015. Consider yourself warned. werewolf

Coming up next week….

JULY…..     Week Two: The Green Flies Are Coming!

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