I just had a brilliant idea. I will move my writing desk into the bathroom. That seems to be the only room in the house where respect for privacy still exists. If someone knocks on the bathroom door, I’ll shout, “I’m in here!” and they will go away. It’s not that easy when I’m in my writing room.
Yes, I have a room of my own – just for writing. It’s my only indulgence. I don’t get my nails done or color my hair, and I rarely spend money on clothes. Some women probably have closets bigger than my writing room. But I’m happiest here – sitting at my oak desk, gazing out the window at the ducks in the canal and the birds bobbing in and out of the maple tree – daydreaming, thinking and, sometimes, actually writing.
When I was working full time, and using this little corner of my bedroom as an office, no one seemed to care that I was in here all night reconciling bank accounts and working up spreadsheets. No one bothered to stop in to see if I had eaten or slept in the past 24 hours. If someone knocked on the door, I shouted, “I’m working!” and they left me alone.
Now that I’ve cut back my workload and decided to spend more time writing, I put away the adding machine, stowed the work files in a cabinet, and redecorated the room. I consulted a feng-shui book and moved some things around for optimal flow of chi. The desk was placed under the window so I could gaze out on the canal, since water is supposed to spark creativity. I put down a small oriental rug, hung some of my son’s paintings on the wall and lined the window ledge with seashells. The shelves are filled with poetry books, memoirs and writings by my favorite authors.
If we ever sell this house, it will be on one condition: that I get to take my writing room with me. That’s how much I love being in this room. I call it “My World.” Problem is, everyone else likes to be in here too.
“You’ve got the best room in the house,” my son said, as he sat in the corner rocking chair, admiring a glass jar filled with my collection of igneous rocks. “How come you get the best room in the house? Where’s dad’s world?”
“Dad has the garage.”
“And the lawn.”
“But dad works on the lawn.”
“I’m working up here too,” I said.
“You’re not working up here; you’re writing.”
“And I’m not even writing, because you’re disturbing me. Now, GET OUT!”
Most of my conversations with family members end on a similar note when they invade my writing space. I’ve tried other, more subtle, approaches to assert my privacy, but subtlety doesn’t give me the results I want.
When I converted my office space into a “Writing Room” I told everyone, “If the door is closed, assume I am writing. Don’t disturb me unless the house is on fire or someone is bleeding.”
Despite the ground rules I set forth, they still knocked on the door. Here is a conversation I have with my husband at least once a week:
“Is the house on fire?” I ask.
“It’s 6:45. What time are we eating?”
“I don’t know; I’m writing.”
“Do you want me to order something?”
“Yes; order something.”
“What do you feel like having?”
“I can’t think about that now; I’m writing.”
A few minutes later – –
“Is someone bleeding?” I ask.
“Where are the take-out menus?”
I like to think of my writing as real work. Ok, I’m not hauling bricks in the hot sun or slapping tar down on a roof. I’m in the comfort of my own home, in the nicest room in the house, sipping coffee and noshing on Lindt chocolate balls, but I’m still working. No one takes me seriously, though, because I’m not making any money at it.
Several years ago, I sold a short story to a magazine for $450. That was a real breakthrough for me; getting paid seemed to validate my time spent up here writing. After that publication came out, I was encouraged to spend more time writing, and instead of asking me, “When will dinner be ready?” my family asked me, “What are you working on now?”
But fame is a fickle woman and soon the interruptions began again. To deter the knocking before it began, I hung a sign on the outside of my door in 72-point font that said:
“Didn’t you see the sign on the door?”
“Yeah, it’s cute.”
“Did you read the sign? It says I’m working.”
“But you’re just writing.”
I tried locking the door, but they still knocked, and when I didn’t answer, they jiggled the handle and now the door is out of alignment. My husband mounted an old boat latch-hook to hold the door closed, but it doesn’t close tightly enough. There is just enough room for the tip of a nose and one eyeball to peer through the crack to see if I’m seriously writing or just goofing around on Facebook.
It wouldn’t matter if I was writing the next Pulitzer Prize winning novel because, obviously, whatever is happening outside my writing room is much more important than what I’m working on.
Like this crisis – –
“Do we have any vacuum cleaner bags?”
“I just want to know where the vacuum cleaner bags are.”
Or this emergency that was sent via text message –
Mom! Can I eat those blueberries in the fridge, or are you saving them for a pie?
Or how about this bomb that my husband dropped on me one Sunday afternoon, as I was trying to finish an assignment for a Monday morning class…
“I see you have an oven stuffer roaster in the refrigerator. If you’re cooking it tonight, can I invite my father over for dinner?”
There are times when I pray for rain on the weekends. My husband, who checks the tides and the weather more often than a professionally paid meteorologist, will give me the forecast on a Friday night. Sometimes I get lucky.
“It’s going to be a washout this weekend. Damn!”
“Oh no!” I put on my mopey face and pretend that I’m so disappointed the sun won’t be shining. “I guess I’ll hole myself up in my world for the weekend and get some serious writing done.”
“I’ll clean out my closet,” he says, with the voice of a doomed man.
I love rainy days; I always have. The tender melancholia that envelopes me on a darkened rainy day brings out the deep introspection I need for the creative writing process. Rainy days are my sanctified gift from Mother Nature, my free pass from all outdoor recreation and a guarantee of uninterrupted writing time.
But sometimes Mother Nature disappoints me, and the rain clears out earlier than expected, or it doesn’t arrive at all. Then, you guessed it –
“Is the house on fire?” I ask. “Is someone bleeding?”
“It’s a beautiful day outside. Do you want to do something?”
“I’m already doing something; I’m writing.”
“Are you going to do that all day?”
“Don’t you want to go outside? How can you stand being indoors when the sun is shining?”
“Sure, just give me a minute. First, I want to measure my desk to see if it will fit in the bathroom.”